Akiva Reads

The Complete Sonnets and Poems

by William Shakespeare, Colin Burrow

Started the morning off right being late to work because I had to text the group chat about Shakespeare's most bisexual sonnets

tl;dr:

20 - you're so fucking gorgeous and genderfucky and literally everyone wants to bone you, cunt joke, dick joke

19 - if my boyfriend gets older I will face god and walk backward into hell

130 - my girlfriend is a regular human lady with a regular human lady body AND I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH AND I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU IF YOU SAY YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS PRETTIER YOU FAKE-ASS LYING BITCH